First i shall begin by telling you what manties are, they are the only thing Edward Paddington should ever waire!!! EVER!

One glorious sunny day Edward was doing the spidey man slut strut ( but for mens ) down the street when his eye cought something red in a shop window. when he looked in the window he saw nothing but.... THE MANTIES! he knwe then that he HAD to have them!! so he bombarded into the store like a crazed stripper and snatched the manties.

when he got home he stripped off all his clothes and put on the fierce red manties, he looked sexyfull! so very sexyfull indeed that a party was in order to cellabrate but not just any old lame ass party, he had to have a... HAMBERGER SEXY TIMES PARTY!!!!! with mcfluries because any other times are just times and are deffinitly NOT sexy!

edward Paddington invited all his bitches to this mamajama, he toled spideyman to bring lots of choppas for rides and the sasquatch man to come and bring the hambergers, not only for the sexy times but also for the hamberger baseball game. bella was there too breaking every ones shit like the little bitch she is and then there was that jacob buttslug getting his smelly hare in all the hambergers and mcfluries...what an ass but thanks to the octopus woman we soon got rid of him XD she draged him to the depths of her watery dwelling.

now that our mcfluries were hare free every one was happy and we all had one great big giant a bunch-sums while dancing arround in the field with hamberger wraper hats!

YAAAY!